Hornymeter app for iPhone and iPad


4.7 ( 3157 ratings )
Lifestyle Entertainment
Developer: Appiness
0.99 USD
Current version: 1.1, last update: 8 years ago
First release : 04 Jun 2009
App size: 1.04 Mb

What better way to break the ice than to find out just how "randy" someone is. Whether its someone you just met or even your girlfriend or boyfriend – now you can find out in an instant. Because the Hornymeter will tell you. This fun, simple, flirty yet innocent iPhone app instantly reads anyone’s level of horniness.

Simply launch the Hornymeter on your iPhone, choose male or female and place a finger on the scanner. After some quick yet complex analyses, a horniness score and summary is offered. As you soon discover, everyone is very, very excited. Each time the Hornymeter runs, it offers a score along with quips such as, “Exactly how long were you incarcerated?” or “If horniness were sand, you’d be the Sahara” The Hornymeter is a technological breakthrough in iPhone apps, providing endless entertainment and a conversation starter that’s sure to get a chuckle every time.